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Post your ideas for snappy comebacks for rude comments, please!!

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Post  GSDmommy Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:26 am

OK, ladies, need your help please... we are all going to be faced with rude, thoughtless comments on occasion over the next three months. I am waiting for the first one, and want to be prepared with a response!

Please add your thoughts so we can all help each other out, and not feel like smiling and taking it is the only option we have!!

For example...

Comment: You sure you're not having twins?
Comeback: You sure you're not the rudest person on the planet?

Comment: You're HUGE!
Comeback: I know, I LOVE being pregnant!

Comment: I can't believe you're not due for another X months/weeks!
Comeback: I can't believe how rude you are!
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Post  SarinasLilAddition Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:55 am

The best one I've ever used was as follows:


Guy: Wow, you're looking REALLY big there.. *Points to my belly*
Me: Wow, you're looking REALLY small there.. *Points to his crotch*


He was completely speechless, turned about 30 shades of red, muttered "Sorry" and walked away, head down "little tail" between his legs.

I got satisfaction from that for a month!
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Post  YoungMomToBe1991 Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:24 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  daj72705 Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:27 pm

Sarina, that is too funny!! I wish I could think quickly enough to come up with a snappy comeback.

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Post  mini*van*mama Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:39 pm

Well now this one you can't do to alot of people, but if dh says anything use it him. Very Happy

DH: Wow those overall are getting pretty tight. Running out room???
ME: No I still have room, thank you!
DH: Are you sure?
DH: Hmmm I can't fit my hands down your pants. Are your's getting pretty tight? Running out of room?


Now I will say that yes they are getting tight. tongue Shit I have wore them for 3 out 4 babies. What the hell does he except. I never did let him know they are getting tight, nor will I. Razz
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