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Post your ideas for snappy comebacks for rude comments, please!!
GSDmommy Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:26 am
OK, ladies, need your help please... we are all going to be faced with rude, thoughtless comments on occasion over the next three months. I am waiting for the first one, and want to be prepared with a response!
Please add your thoughts so we can all help each other out, and not feel like smiling and taking it is the only option we have!!
For example...
Comment: You sure you're not having twins?
Comeback: You sure you're not the rudest person on the planet?
Comment: You're HUGE!
Comeback: I know, I LOVE being pregnant!
Comment: I can't believe you're not due for another X months/weeks!
Comeback: I can't believe how rude you are!
Please add your thoughts so we can all help each other out, and not feel like smiling and taking it is the only option we have!!
For example...
Comment: You sure you're not having twins?
Comeback: You sure you're not the rudest person on the planet?
Comment: You're HUGE!
Comeback: I know, I LOVE being pregnant!
Comment: I can't believe you're not due for another X months/weeks!
Comeback: I can't believe how rude you are!
GSDmommy- Posts : 544
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Re: Post your ideas for snappy comebacks for rude comments, please!!
SarinasLilAddition Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:55 am
The best one I've ever used was as follows:
Guy: Wow, you're looking REALLY big there.. *Points to my belly*
Me: Wow, you're looking REALLY small there.. *Points to his crotch*
He was completely speechless, turned about 30 shades of red, muttered "Sorry" and walked away, head down "little tail" between his legs.
I got satisfaction from that for a month!
Guy: Wow, you're looking REALLY big there.. *Points to my belly*
Me: Wow, you're looking REALLY small there.. *Points to his crotch*
He was completely speechless, turned about 30 shades of red, muttered "Sorry" and walked away, head down "little tail" between his legs.
I got satisfaction from that for a month!
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Re: Post your ideas for snappy comebacks for rude comments, please!!
YoungMomToBe1991 Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:24 pm
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Re: Post your ideas for snappy comebacks for rude comments, please!!
daj72705 Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:27 pm
Sarina, that is too funny!! I wish I could think quickly enough to come up with a snappy comeback.
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Re: Post your ideas for snappy comebacks for rude comments, please!!
mini*van*mama Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:39 pm
Well now this one you can't do to alot of people, but if dh says anything use it him. 
DH: Wow those overall are getting pretty tight. Running out room???
ME: No I still have room, thank you!
DH: Are you sure?
DH: Hmmm I can't fit my hands down your pants. Are your's getting pretty tight? Running out of room?
Now I will say that yes they are getting tight.
Shit I have wore them for 3 out 4 babies. What the hell does he except. I never did let him know they are getting tight, nor will I. 
DH: Wow those overall are getting pretty tight. Running out room???
ME: No I still have room, thank you!
DH: Are you sure?
DH: Hmmm I can't fit my hands down your pants. Are your's getting pretty tight? Running out of room?
Now I will say that yes they are getting tight.
Shit I have wore them for 3 out 4 babies. What the hell does he except. I never did let him know they are getting tight, nor will I. 
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